Komcanbell is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless gnu.

Komcanbell created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komcanbell, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Komcanbell, he will send you a sign.

Komcanbell's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Komcanbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with snails.

2. Do not name children after manatees.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Komcanbell in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not kill moths.