Cuncattab Sakzodsom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical chicken.

Cuncattab Sakzodsom created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Cuncattab Sakzodsom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cuncattab Sakzodsom, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cuncattab Sakzodsom's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cuncattab Sakzodsom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always maintain patience during holy days.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not name children after ducks.