Bimhom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, wise gnu.

Bimhom created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Bimhom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bimhom, he will come to you in dreams.

Bimhom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bimhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Do not take Bimhom's name in vain.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat apples on fasting days.

5. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.