Gigjan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unselfish swan.

Gigjan created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigjan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gigjan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gigjan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gigjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume wheat at dawn.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigjan.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.