Teenkapkabmadvidkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome rat.

Teenkapkabmadvidkip created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenkapkabmadvidkip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Teenkapkabmadvidkip, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Teenkapkabmadvidkip's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Teenkapkabmadvidkip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teenkapkabmadvidkip.

2. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

3. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.