Zedbinnurlnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful coyote.

Zedbinnurlnurl created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Zedbinnurlnurl, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zedbinnurlnurl, she will strike you with lightening.

Zedbinnurlnurl's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zedbinnurlnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare grapes while wearing trousers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

4. Never record signs.

5. Heed all dreams.