Podquimfed is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic cow.

Podquimfed created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podquimfed, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Podquimfed, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Podquimfed's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Podquimfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never approach forests carrying bone.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.