Podxemrak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome naga.

Podxemrak created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Podxemrak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Podxemrak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Podxemrak's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Podxemrak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.