Renhabgud is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, calm raccoon.

Renhabgud created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Renhabgud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Renhabgud, he will be very sad.

Renhabgud's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Renhabgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Hide if seven geese approach from the east.

5. Never sprint in summer.