Dagzenyik is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring dingo.

Dagzenyik created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dagzenyik, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dagzenyik, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dagzenyik's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dagzenyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Always wash your face before prayer.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never mention capybaras.