Gedfliscib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, generous dove.

Gedfliscib created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Gedfliscib, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gedfliscib, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gedfliscib's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gedfliscib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help ants.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to dogs while wearing magenta ear rings.