Flabzanwip Beglikgom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered frog.

Flabzanwip Beglikgom created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabzanwip Beglikgom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabzanwip Beglikgom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flabzanwip Beglikgom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Flabzanwip Beglikgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare aubergines during summer.

2. Flabzanwip Beglikgom loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near tortoises while wearing black skirts.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.