Vindisstarp is a god.

It takes the form of a small, conceited narwhal.

Vindisstarp created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vindisstarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vindisstarp, it will turn you into a plant.

Vindisstarp's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vindisstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

2. Do not place onions upon stone.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.