Damrak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous horse.

Damrak created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Damrak, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Damrak, she will turn you into a snail.

Damrak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Damrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

2. Never touch ash while blessed.

3. Damrak loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Shun those given to sloth.