Cemfidbid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented seal.

Cemfidbid created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemfidbid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cemfidbid, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cemfidbid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cemfidbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Never paint your legs white.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.