Gubmabhit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, stupid squid.

Gubmabhit created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubmabhit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gubmabhit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gubmabhit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gubmabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never touch oil while blessed.

3. Never allow eagles to witness sacred rites.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Never mark doors with indigo.