Tigrillarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, flying ant.

Tigrillarp created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigrillarp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tigrillarp, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tigrillarp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tigrillarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tigrillarp on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.