Mifmanmut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, stupid mole.

Mifmanmut created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mifmanmut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mifmanmut, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mifmanmut's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mifmanmut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never touch water while unclean.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Do not prepare wheat while filled with anger.

5. Pray only in moonlight.