Carflatfas is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous deer.

Carflatfas created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carflatfas, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Carflatfas, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Carflatfas' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Carflatfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.