Tanmumcap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair unicorn.

Tanmumcap created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanmumcap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tanmumcap, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tanmumcap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tanmumcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must pray to Tanmumcap six times a day.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not shave your feet.