Flansidomt is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, charitable horse.

Flansidomt created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flansidomt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flansidomt, she will turn you into a duck.

Flansidomt's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flansidomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at rivers.

2. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

3. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not gather at walls at dawn.