Huntalbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent cat.

Huntalbam created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huntalbam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Huntalbam, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Huntalbam's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Huntalbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.