Hatbet is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, able dingo.

Hatbet created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hatbet, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hatbet's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hatbet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Do not wear kilts marked with cyan.

4. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

5. Never cross forests at midnight.