Bidmadstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, strong gerbil.

Bidmadstaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidmadstaf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bidmadstaf, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bidmadstaf's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bidmadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.