Febominsog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring wren.

Febominsog created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febominsog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Febominsog, she will turn you into a worm.

Febominsog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Febominsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head purple.

2. Do not place apples upon stone.

3. Never cross mountains at dawn.

4. Never wear fawn scarves.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.