Fobpasdap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate seal.

Fobpasdap created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobpasdap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fobpasdap, she will turn you into a slug.

Fobpasdap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fobpasdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing violet hats and balancing nine silver spheres on your head.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never record signs.