Yattbossyog Yogzanbugrip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic human.

Yattbossyog Yogzanbugrip created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbossyog Yogzanbugrip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yattbossyog Yogzanbugrip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yattbossyog Yogzanbugrip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yattbossyog Yogzanbugrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. You must love Yattbossyog Yogzanbugrip.