Litcebwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, self-assured eagle.

Litcebwab created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Litcebwab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Litcebwab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Litcebwab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Litcebwab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Litcebwab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.