Dammabcun Gutfigmut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable ant.

Dammabcun Gutfigmut created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Dammabcun Gutfigmut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dammabcun Gutfigmut, he will not care at all.

Dammabcun Gutfigmut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dammabcun Gutfigmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never allow great tits to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Dammabcun Gutfigmut loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.