Bedtomfag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, self-confident bat.

Bedtomfag created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bedtomfag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bedtomfag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bedtomfag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bedtomfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Bedtomfag loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Do not prepare bread while wearing jumpers.