Lungigmidgub Zodcumgad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet hare.

Lungigmidgub Zodcumgad created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Lungigmidgub Zodcumgad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lungigmidgub Zodcumgad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lungigmidgub Zodcumgad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lungigmidgub Zodcumgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near shrews while wearing green stockings.

2. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

3. Never handle nickel while unclean.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always remove rings before entering holy places.