Dunrotnak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, wise crocodile.

Dunrotnak created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Dunrotnak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dunrotnak, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dunrotnak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dunrotnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never hop near capybaras.

3. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

4. Do not consume rice at dawn.

5. Put Dunrotnak first in all things.