Weg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful narwhal.

Weg created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Weg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Weg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Weg.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near sharks while wearing blue kilts.

3. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Respect your elders.