Gutfabdud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil hedgehog.

Gutfabdud created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutfabdud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutfabdud, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gutfabdud's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gutfabdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

2. Hide from cyan grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Run away if seven badgers approach from the north.

5. You must love Gutfabdud.