Ransadsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, stupid shrew.

Ransadsaw created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ransadsaw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ransadsaw, it will remove you from existence.

Ransadsaw's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ransadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

2. Ransadsaw loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the east.

5. You must pray to Ransadsaw six times a day.