Rigladbabhotshavpin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever dryad.

Rigladbabhotshavpin created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigladbabhotshavpin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigladbabhotshavpin, it will turn you into a tree.

Rigladbabhotshavpin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rigladbabhotshavpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five aardvarks in one place.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Always count to seven before sleeping.