Dadlatdod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty badger.

Dadlatdod created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadlatdod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dadlatdod, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dadlatdod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dadlatdod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear brown coats on sacred days.

3. Always remove trousers before touching lead.

4. Never stain your head with orange.

5. Never laugh in holy places.