Gepsisgil is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, smart otter.

Gepsisgil created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepsisgil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gepsisgil, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gepsisgil's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gepsisgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Do not fashion tools from lead.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Never prepare coconuts during spring.