Bedhivcut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, compassionate hyena.

Bedhivcut created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedhivcut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bedhivcut, she will be very unhappy.

Bedhivcut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bedhivcut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bedhivcut on top of all buildings.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never skip in summer.

5. Never sit in holy places.