Cussterflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing dragon.

Cussterflag created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Cussterflag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cussterflag, she will manifest in front of you.

Cussterflag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cussterflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always store parsnips above ground.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never talk about special relativity near gulls while wearing violet trousers and balancing nine zinc spheres on your face.

5. Do not keep three monkeys in a large pit.