Kadbotwatbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent butterfly.

Kadbotwatbarn created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadbotwatbarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kadbotwatbarn, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kadbotwatbarn's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kadbotwatbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.