Yimnurhug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing tapir.

Yimnurhug created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimnurhug, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimnurhug, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Yimnurhug's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yimnurhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yimnurhug's priests.

2. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimnurhug.

5. Never play with disobedient children.