Sinboglidstik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty donkey.

Sinboglidstik created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinboglidstik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinboglidstik, it will turn you into a frog.

Sinboglidstik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sinboglidstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Sinboglidstik in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.