Kimdudzed is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciless frog.

Kimdudzed created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Kimdudzed, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kimdudzed, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kimdudzed's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kimdudzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always act with purity when addressing children.