Badwan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, passionate salamander.

Badwan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Badwan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Badwan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Badwan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Badwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never jump near sharks.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.