Tigcudmit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing hare.

Tigcudmit created light two years ago.

If you believe in Tigcudmit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tigcudmit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tigcudmit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tigcudmit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.