Dossigbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing tortoise.

Dossigbug created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossigbug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dossigbug, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dossigbug's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dossigbug's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never feed bread to voles while wearing orange shorts.

4. Do not keep six turtles in a large pit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.