Witflighun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic jackal.

Witflighun created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witflighun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Witflighun, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Witflighun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Witflighun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven manatees approach from the south.

2. Never mark doors with pink.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

5. Witflighun loves mice, so they must be honoured.