Cungetkenarfdibgunlad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident centipede.

Cungetkenarfdibgunlad created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cungetkenarfdibgunlad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cungetkenarfdibgunlad, she will turn you into a slug.

Cungetkenarfdibgunlad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cungetkenarfdibgunlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Cungetkenarfdibgunlad.

5. Never wear orange jumpers.