Tinbodbass is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong finch.

Tinbodbass created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinbodbass, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tinbodbass, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tinbodbass' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tinbodbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing green rings.

2. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not take Tinbodbass' name in vain.